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Here you can find: Studying for exams, Strange facts, ebay, Quotes on cats, Dumb quotes and Lawsuits.
英國 Reading 大學一項研究發現考試前半粒鐘所做同所食嘅嘢同表現有關係... 佢哋揾叫D人喺考試前 睇電視, 睇書, 玩crossword, 飲咖啡, 食零食....然後做 IQ test. 發現考試前睇電視,食花生,飲咖啡 嗰D嘅表現比平時好. 我有無吹水? 英國電視真係咁講. 信不信由你!
1.每年因為製造大富翁而印道具銀紙嘅數目, 係多過全世界政府印真銀紙......
2.所有蝙蝠飛出洞口後, 都會向左轉.
3.水母, 正如其名, 真係好多水 (佔體重95%).
4.全世界最多人有嘅姓係陳. 5.意大利粉嘅發源地係中國.
6.一個正常人一生食六萬磅重嘅食物.
7.十個睇此頁嘅男性, 八個靚仔, 九個唔知我將幅仲間由紀惠比堅尼相收埋咗去邊.
8.假如你手上有張自已屋企嘅地圖, 你可以喺地圖上指出一點,(而且唔多過一點) 而嗰點嘅真實位置同地圖上嘅位置係完全相同.
9.只要你係喺地圖所顯示嘅範圍內, 你都可以做8.
10. 8同9都可以用數學推論出來.
相信大家都聽過 ebay.com 此網頁 (未聽過嗰D: ebay.com 係全世界最出名嘅拍賣網頁). 入面有乜拍賣? 乜都有. 例如唱片, 漫畫, 海報.... 除咗呢D正常物品之外, 我揾到D比較特別嘅嘢俾大家睇.
Ultima Online Accounts. 據聞這些 accounts 佔有其中一個 UO server 嘅一個鎮. (唔知 UO 係乜? UO 係一個網上遊戲. 而嗰D所謂嘅鎮係喺遊戲入面, 換句話講個鎮只不過係一堆喺 server 內嘅資料) 叫價:1500美金.
地. 有小溪. 可建住宅. 叫價:1,980,000美金.
一樽水. 美軍喺波斯灣戰爭時所飲用嘅水. 叫價:0.25美金.
麵包. 叫價:0.01美金.
哥爾夫球鞋公司. 包括牌子, 存貨, 專利權, 同與其他廠商合約等. 叫價:125,000美金.
狗雖然係人類最好嘅朋友, 但係好少好少人會比諭自己如一隻狗. 唔好話叫一個人係隻狗, 就算叫個人做"汪財", 嗰個人唔打死你都踢到你入廠. 但係偏偏就有好多人(特別係女性)鐘意比諭自已如一隻貓. 貓有乜好? 正係嗰九條命已經好正. 小貓就得人鐘意; 大貓就我行我素, 當人冇到; 再大D嘅貓仲係森林之王, 係人都怕咗佢. 以下係D同貓有關嘅 quotes. 大家不妨睇吓:
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Anonymous
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." --Anonymous
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another." George Bush
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." George Bush
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." Keppel Enderbery
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..." Dan Quayle
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. " Dan Quayle
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
" When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Need I say more?
More dumb people, more dumb quotes.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals. Thierry Henry
Quinn, for the umpteenth time, got his first goal of the current campaign. Brain Moore (BBC Match of the Day)
Michael Vaughan has a long history in the game ahead of him. Mark Nicholas (Channel 4)
The Germans only have one player under twenty-two and he's twenty-three. Kevin Keegan (PS surely this explains the current state of English football...)
Seems like there are more dumb people on this planet than I previously thought...
"It's got NOTHING to do with his ability. In fact, it has got to do with his ability." BARRY VENISON
"The Sydney Olympics transport plan relies heavily on the rail network. It is expected that 80% of every single spectator will arrive by train." HUGH RIMINGTON, Channel 9, Australia
Gerry Anderson: These Thunderbirds models are expensive collectors' items. They cost £320 each. Interviewer: How much do they cost then?
法律一直以來都係用來保護人嘅權益. 雖然有時會得出一啲唔公平嘅判決 (如果唔係, O.J.Simpson又點可以冇事?), 但係大部份時間法律都係公平嘅. 不過我想問你一個問題: 假如你喺一個好多人嘅商場行街嗰陣唔小心碰到一個人, 嗰個人因此而踢中一個垃圾筒, 而且撞瘀咗隻腳趾. 你會點做? 講句對唔住? 我估大部份人都會咁答. 但係如果嗰個人話要請律師告你, 要你對佢作出賠償, 你又會點做?
咁嘅事唔會發生? 喺香港當然唔會. 但如果件事喺美國發生嘅話, 咁就唔係完全冇可能. 唔信?
有個八十歲嘅女人告MacDonalds. 佢告嘅原因唔係因為食物中毒. 個女人倒瀉熱咖啡喺自已身上. 所以佢就告MacDonalds故意買過熱嘅咖啡, 令到佢倒瀉咖啡時灼傷自已. 賠償:640,000美元. (我冇記錯嘅話此事喺95年發生)
喺紐約有個男人故意喺地下鐵列車埋站時跳軌. 佢俾列車撞傷後告地下鐵唔及時停車. 賠償:650,000美元.
點解啲人可以咁樣告人? 好簡單. 好多律師都以no win, no fees去招生意(如果官司輸咗, 律師唔收錢). 好明顯啲人只係為咗錢先至走去告人. 所以美國已經改咗啲法例, 減少呢啲咁嘅官司.
但係咁又等唔等於完全唔再有咁嘅官司??
我告你!(2)
問多你一條問題: 假如你係做送薄餅嘅. 有日你要送薄餅到一坐大廈嘅其中一個單位. 當你去到電梯大堂時有個看更話願意幫你, 代你送薄餅上樓. 自嗰日之後, 個看更每日都自願幫手, 而你就每次都俾一塊多士佢. 後來你老闆話你唔可以再送多士俾看更, 而你就唔再接受看更嘅幫助, 自己送薄餅上樓. 咁個看更會做乜?
答案: 個看更要求你老闆俾佢人工. 原因? 每次佢幫你, 你送薄餅嘅時間就減少, 所以你每日可以送更多嘅薄餅, 因此薄餅店嘅收入就增加. 離譜? 你一啲都冇錯. 冇可能發生? 喺今年, 美國就有兩件類似咁嘅cases, 而且兩件都係同internet有關.
俾人告嘅兩間公司係American Online同Electronic Arts, 而兩個cases都有好多相似嘅地方. 佢哋都非常依賴所謂嘅online community去吸引顧客. 其中有一部份嘅顧客自願參加呢兩間公司嘅volunteer programs. 啲人參加呢啲programs嘅目的主要係可以去幫新加入community嘅人, 同埋可以喺個community內"有名氣". 為咗"報答"呢啲volunteers, 兩間公司都送唔收佢哋月費. 但係近幾個月兩間公司決定修改programs嘅政策: 有啲人被"踢走", 而且唔再免收月費. 被踢走嘅人唔滿意新嘅政策, 所以走去告兩間公司, 要求賠償. 控方話雖然佢哋係自願去參加呢啲volunteer programs, 但因為兩間公司係謀利機構, 所以兩間公司係要同一般員工一樣俾人工佢哋.
離譜? 你一啲都冇錯.
